Banga - The Regulator Man

Submitted by ravisagar on Wed, 03/12/2008 - 16:50

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This is Banga ji. The Bangs. The Regulator Man. He has a good knowledge of SQL Administration. He can write the most complex queries with even the most complex outer joins that none can understand. I have learned so many things from him, from saying NO to saying YES (and still meaning NO). I miss working with him, especially during Tax Returns.

This guy worships the "[Regulator].[Banga] Query Analyzer" Window even when he is sleeping.

Excerpts of my chat with Banga ji when Manish is OOO

Ravi [12:00 PM]: Please run "Learner Upload" job
Banga [12:30 PM]: Who is this?
Ravi [12:31 PM]: This is Ravi Sagar banga ji!!
Banga [1:30 PM]: Oh Ravi. Haan Yaar bol
Ravi [1:31 PM] Please run "Learner Upload" job
Banga [2:30 PM]: Yaar Manish ko bol de
Ravi [2:31 PM]: Manish office nahi aya hai
Banga [3:30 PM]: Chal mein chala dunga
Ravi [3:31 PM]: Thanks Banga ji
Ravi [3:45 PM]: Banga ji job nahi chalayi kya?
Banga [4:00 PM]: Oye! Konsi job chalani hai yaar
Ravi [4:01 PM]: "Learner Upload" job
Banga [4:30 PM]: Manish ko phone karke pooch, mujhe nahi atti job chalani
Ravi [4:31 PM]: SQL Enterprise Manager > Regulator > Jobs > "LearnerUpload"
Banga [5:30 PM]: Yaar, I am going home. Kal kar lenge.
Ravi [5:31 PM]: Banga ji!! Woodbury Full Refresh hai!! Aj hi karna hai
Banga [5:59 PM]: Yaar 6 baj gaye hai. Pehle bataya karo
Ravi [CENSORED]: {{{ #$@#%^^\ }}}
Ravi [6:00 PM]: Banga ji subh se bol raha hoon apko
Banga [6:30 PM]: O yaar! Tension na le. Bas chala raha hoon. Give me 2 mins
Banga [7:00 PM]: Job chala dee hai
Banga is Offline. You cannot send him more messages......

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