Do I care?

When was the last time I shaved? I think it was two weeks ago.
When was the last time I cut my nails? I think it was forty-five days ago.
When was the last time I washed my Jeans? I think it was one month ago.
When was the last time I wore pants? I think it was six months ago.
When was the last time I cleaned my room? I think it was one year ago.
When was the last time I cleaned my desktop? I think it was one year ago.
When was the last time I took a leave from office? I think it was 5 months ago.

Do I care? No.